Nutter

This guys a piece of work, a huge drunk, raving anti-semite, and a shitty actor to boot. Well maybe Braveheart had its moments, but hey Holoucaust deniers gotta work too! Oh those crazy Opus Dei Catholics, what'll they say next? Good luck in rehab Mel.

In Gibbs We Trust

Man its not even August and I have a huge NFL jones. Good off season for the Skins with the pick up of Randle El and some key defensive pick ups as well, we have two good RBs, Portis and Betts, we look to be the strongest team in the NFC East, but Brunell is turning 36 and it makes me nervous to have a guy that old at QB, hopefully the O line will keep him from getting too smashed up. We made 4 games last year and I hope to go to at least that many this year. Hail to the Redskins bitches!

Senatorial Musings

So the Senate race here in old Virginny pits "The California Cowboy" George Allen against former Reagan era Sec. of the Navy Jim Webb. Allen votes with W 95%of the time, he is one of the Senators behind the reintroduction of the asinine flag-burning amendment, and he has never served a day in the US armed forces, a true chickenhawk if their has ever been one. Webb on the other hand is a former Marine officer who won a Navy cross and two purple hearts in Vietnam, and he opposes W's Mesopotamian adventure. His son serves in Iraq unlike any of the GOP leaders on the Hill. Webb is a fiscal conservative and highly intelligent to boot. Having personally met Allen I can attest to him being a snuff dipping, cowboy boot wearing dolt. The sad thing is Allen will probally win reelection, he has more corporate sponsership and name recognition, and Webb has a massive huge Irish head, but he's got my vote!

Greed

Great, the Republicans in Congress have decided to raise the minimum wage for the first time in a decade, but only if the greedy pigfuckers get the estate tax repealed. Nice, the working poor get a few more cents an hour and the millionaires get to dodge their taxes, sweet. Well, come November boys the Democrats will take back the House and maybe the Senate too, enjoy this cause the next two years with your lame duck moron in the White House may be rough for you, better mobolize the bible thumpers!

Mouthpiece

Is it just me or does Tony Snow look like fuckin Lurch with that massive forehead? Although he is a vast improvement from the last Press Secretary, Puffy Mcmoonface McClellan, where did Bush dig up that submoron, I know 12 year old mongoloid kids that can string together better sentences than that idiot. At least Tony is "Fair and Balanced."

Killer

So Saturday night me and the missus are enjoying a libation on my patio, and my dog takes off like a rocket, I stumble over to investigate and she has a juvenile raccon's throat torn out and she will not let go. I have to step on the coons head and pry my blood-thirsty Jack Russells jaws off and throw her to the missus. The raccon is twitching and starting its death rattle so I do the humane thing and finish it off with a pellet gun, and then give it an unceremonious shopping bag in the dumpster burial. What a buzz kill. I pity any small mammal that crosses this dogs path.

Everybody Relax

Its all good babies, W's house bitch, Aunt Condi is gonna make it all better!

1965

On this day in 65 Dylan plugged in at Newport. One of the most important events in Rock and Roll. Judas my ass.

Blogthings - How Evil Are You?

Blogthings - How Evil Are You?: "

You Are 46% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

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WTF?

Apparently there is an entire website devoted to people who have cats that look like Hitler. Fuck cats, now if someone has a gerbil that looks like Mussolini, now thats noteworthy.

Cville

The Ryan Adams show on Sunday was great unlike this shitty cameraphone pic. Good setlist and sound and cool covers, Graham Parsons "Streets of Baltimore," and "Franklins Tower," by the Dead. My girl Kim was loving the "Deady vibe" on some of the tunes. Cool stuff, my boy Curt is seeing this show tonight in Knoxville, interesting to see how the setlist changes.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

I went to Russia, I talked with my mouth full of hors d' oerves, I said shit, and I felt up Frau Merkel, it was just like the ole days with my DKE brothers!

Check it

Borat at the beach, theres a suit thats sure to attract the ladies , and then they make a the sex.

Consume! Consume!

So the Chinese Central Bank is buying up all of our treasury bonds, they are basically financing the Iraq war, we are funding a preemtive war on credit, credit from the Chinese Communists, meanwhile tax cuts for the wealthy keep rolling along and the deficit is at a record level. Didn't "Liberal" Clinton balance the US budget? Conservative Bush is spending like a drunken sailor in Bangkok, while the oil companies and war-profiteers make record profits. Bring it on!

Sick

Heres a pic thats making the rounds on the net. It is of Israeli kids writing messages on artillery shells that are being used on Lebanon. Thats twisted, I support Israels right to self defense, but shouldn't these little girls be in school or something? I know that Hezbollah and the other terrorist groups dress their tykes up as suicide bombers and such, but this is still disturbing. Peace in the Mideast? Not in my lifetime.

AHA HA HA

So Ralphy Reed former head of the Christian Coalition and the Dr. Goebbels of the Christian Right, lost a GOP primary in Georgia for Lt Governor! That little rat-faced pigfucker and his beard, I mean wife sure do take a great family photo though don't they? If thats not a campaign poster for birth control I don't know what is.

Veto Time

So W's very first veto is to stop further embryonic stem-cell research, nice, screw all the people suffering from cancer, Parkinson's, etc, lets save some embryos that are going to be discarded anyway! What an asshole, while we are at it, lets go back to thinking the Sun revolves around the Earth. Science is so overrated, like all that global warming crap. 70% of Americans favor stem-cell research jackass! We don't want a Christian theocracy W, stop pandering to the fundamentalist and opus dei crowd with this anti-science bullshit. Reminds me of the old Monty Python bit "Every sperm is sacred," which leads me to this, quit jerking off kids, your wasting potential human life!

Heres a little sumpin 4 the ladies, courtesy of C.Beachwhale.

Lookin good Ponch!

Showtime

So me and the woman are going to see Ryan Adams and The Cardinals in Charlottesville this coming Sunday. Should be a good show, although its outside so it will no doubt be hotter than hell. Anyway, beer will be consumed and altcountry music will be heard. I saw Whiskeytown in Chapel Hill in the late 90's and this guy was wasted when I got there, which was halfway through the show, hopefully this time will be better.

Floyd

RIP Syd Barrett

Oh Shit

Well it looks like the Israelis are going to start plowing through Southern Lebanon, this might get out of hand pretty quickly. Markets down today and oil at an alltime high, methinks this doesn't bode well for the US economy. I totally agree with the Israelis right to protect their territory, but I think this response may be a bit heavy-handed. Hot Summer fun in the Holy Land ! Add a couple hurricanes in the Gulf and we got a recipe for 5$ a gallon gas.

Goodbye Zizou

Man what a final, I have always liked Zidane, but that headbut was really brutal, not the way I wanted to see a classy player like him go out. Congrats to the Italian side.

7/7/05-7/7/06

One year after the London terror bombings and a leaked story by the NY Post about a foiled plot to bomb the Holland Tunnel, Hmm wonder why this story was "leaked" today. At least it seems like an actual plot, unlike the dolts they arrested in Miami, a bunch of guys running around a poor neighborhood dressed in black ninja suits. Lets hope the intelligence services in DC and London are better prepared to stop these attacks than last year. Good analysis of the London bombings at bbcnews.

Happy Birthday Douchebag!

Lets all wish the Commander in Chief a very happy 60th birthday! Nice job America we've got the most unintelligent President in our History!

Separated at birth?

Fun with fatties! Notice how drug addled, overweight, cigar chomping, ego maniac, right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh is starting to look like drug addled, overweight,cigar chomping, ego maniac 3rd Reich bigwig Hermann Goering. Pictures don't lie folks, I think I'm on to something here.

Traitor

So I am a little behind in my blogging and I just see where this anorexic fascist mental patient has endorsed Joe Lieberman on Neil Cavuto's show on FOX. Thats nice, now I can officially write off old Joe as a traitor to the party, if a harpy like Coulter welcomes him he's dead to me. I can support a conservative Dem, but this guy has blindly supported Bush's war in Iraq and still thinks it was a good idea? Joe's a big supporter of Israel,so taking out Arabs seems like a good idea to him, but how on Earth can you justify the loss of treasure and life for no real strategic gain in the Mid-East? I'm not some anti-war person, quite the contrary, I was all for sending in the 82nd Airborne and the British SAS into Afghanistan to take out the Taliban and OBL, but Iraq? Are you kidding me, Hussein was a joke. My grandkids will be paying the debt from this war to the Chinese Central Bank forever. The neocons manipulated the fear after 9-11 and Bush's pathological hatred of Hussein,( He tried to kill my Poppy!!!) to orchestrate an aggressive war that the American people and the Democratic party swallowed. I was raised in a republic that did not wage aggressive preemtive war. Is this the same country of my childhood?

Put this on your SUV Bushies!

I encourage everyone out there to visit protest records and print out these ribbons and affix them to your favorite gas guzzler, all they ask is that no one sell them or make any profit from them. Here in VA you can't toss a rock without hitting some right-wingers Suburban with two of these, a W sticker, and a Jesus fish. Nothing like blind faith in moronic leaders, false patriotism, naked aggressive nationalism, and a fun neo-colonial adventure in Mesopotamia to make us all forget that everyones job is going overseas. USA! USA! USA!

kennyboy

So old kenny cheated the government out of life in prison, now the feds may not be able to recover all of his hoarded wealth away from his big haired ole Texas wife. I personally think every asset he had should go to pensioneers of Enron. What an absolutely heinous, greedy ,pig bastard. What circle of Hell is this asshole in?

Sig Heil!

So yesterday was Independence Day, I ate the obligatory hamburger, sweated my ass off, flew my flag, and tried to imagine how much better things would be if George HW Bush had been eaten by sharks when his plane was shot down in the Pacific. This assclown has damn near ruined this nation. God Save The Republic.

Canis

Dogs are your friends

Greetings

Hey kids, Uncle Scotty says drink beer and be surly!
Cheers!

The Dr. says fuck off!

Vive la France?

Well since my English squad went out in the Worldcup, I guess I am pulling for Les Bleus, although the Italian squad has some great players.
This is one of my favorite pics that my girl Kim took on our sojourn in Paris.

Allo

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