Happy Independence Day

As we all pause to remember this Republics independence from Great Britain and the tyranny of a portly Hanoverian named George III, we must remember the "elected" aristocrat, one George II who is currently hiding out in Maine as his administration rots from within. With approval ratings in the 20s, he can pretty much act with impunity, whats the worst that will happen? Why have this President and VP not been impeached? On a lighter note enjoy the 4th, I will. I plan on cooking outdoors, drinking icy beer, watch some fireworks over the James River, and savor the unravelling of King Georges regime. We'll make it through.